Country's Foundation
As of now, the origins of the proud nation of Awesome are shrouded in thick mysteriousness. There are five theories as to how our country was formed. Said possibilities are listed below in order of plausibility, with one being the most plausible and five being the least:
1. We don't actually exist. In other words, we are a figment of our own nonexistent imaginations.
2. In the 16th, 17th, and 18th dimensions, or the 6th reality*, the national government of our home country of Fleskulgick 9 had recently came to the realization the some of the citizens were too amazing to be left among the other Fleskulgicians. If they were, the less amazing members of society might go mad from jealousy. This left our government with no choice but to ban us to the most basic and dull sets of realities; the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd dimensions. The hope was that they would rule that version of reality, and create an entire dimension set ruled by the Fleskulgicks. This would generate much notoriety among other realities for our government. Having conquered much of the reality, the BDD (Board of Dimension Domination) moved on to Earth and decided that the best plan for Earth based operations would be to create a 268,581 square mile island and place it 300 miles off the coast of the Australian city Finke. After much research the Board decided that taking over Earth would be pointless, and proceeded to cut all communication with what precious few of the Fleskulgicians that had been put on the planet. The BDD's reasoning behind this was that the Earth based Fleskulgicians had already been contaminated with extreme stupidity. To rule out further poisoning, the Board also cut communication between us and the outside world.
3. Far off, in the outer reaches of space, there exists a galaxy known as Earth. While it may seem extremely unlikely that a galaxy billions of light years away, with absolutely zero knowledge of the mere existence of the planet Earth—let alone, the name of it—could possibly decide to name their galaxy Earth, it is conceivably possible. And it must be, considering the fact the it did happen. The citizens of a particularly large planet, Awesome (again: obviously possible, no matter how unlikely), went on their first planetary tour via teleportation. They were visiting four star systems that day, and upon completion of the fourth, the STD (Super Teleportation Device) requested return galaxy coordinates. The leader stated the coordinates; “Earth, Threehundredmilesoffthecoastoftheaustraliancityfink, Awesome.” This was meant to correspond to “[Galaxy], [Galaxy Sector], [Planet].” Curiously enough, the STD interpreted this as “[Planet], [Location], [Country].”
4. We just materialized out of nowhere.
5. Out of anger, a few people got together a few thousand people, had them search for an large island that would have been blaringly obvious but hadn't been discovered, made them inhabit the island, and subsequently cut all communication from the outside world.
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